thatboywiththefedoraandraybans:
this girl doesn’t even follow Bruno and she gets a mention. What do I get for being a dedicated hooligan who tweets Bruno like there’s no tomorrow and checks his profile like the morning paper EVERYDAY?
^THIS. I got pissed after reading that tweet.
Does Bruno know what ovulating means?? xD hahaha
Right. He clearly likes the dirty tweets ;)
His tweet to her is soooo deep…LOL…
Hello? Guys? she doesn’t even speak proper English. Imma go smash a dictionary at her face.
Remember when you were so obsessed with me you-
No.
Didn't you have a blo-
Nope, never had a blog.
But-
No, I never had a blog with millions of pictures of you and your band. I never made huge texts posts about how much I love you, about how perfect you are and all the dirty things I wanted to do to you. I never read any dirty stories about you and one of your band mates having sex. I never fought with girls 'cause they thought they knew you better than I did. I didn't spend all my free time and vacations looking at pictures and videos of you to watch everything you did and cry over how beautiful you are. No, that blog never existed.
You must've been really obsess-
Shh, you know nothing.
lol just saw bruno mars
OMGGGGG BRUNOOOOO!!!!! SRHESDOFISDFJ OGOOFSDHJFS *FALLS ON FLOOR* ISSSSS TTHIIIISSSS REALLL LIFE?!?! LIKE SERIOUSLY ODSMFSDOG OMGGGGG!!!!1 OMG YOU'RE JUST RIGHT HERE WITH MEEMEEEEE!!!1111 OGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OMGGGG I LOVE YOU AAARHHHHH I CAN'T EVEN BELIVE THIS I MEAN OMGMGOGMG WHATESF WHAT ISIISISS AIIIIIIRRRRR SJKDHFJKSDFHSD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!! *STOPS BREATHING AND DIES*
When you make out... do you go for boobs first or ass?
Lemme think... Uhhh... BOTH!
bruno can make us do anything lol
If you are a Bruno Mars blog, or just post a lot of Bruno Mars, like/reblog this and I’ll follow you.
I just really need to see that beautiful man more.
reaction:
but…oh wait, I aint no “FAN”!! IM A HOOLIGAN!!!!!!!!
so yeah BRuno Im not in the “FAN” category ;DDDD
FUX WIT MEH!!!
google knows me well
Duh bruno…. guess what its a pornsite
See guys?